Mitsubishi Toaster Promises "Perfect" Toast for $250

May 20, 2019

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Man, if only I could wrap my mouth teeth around a perfect piece of toast?" Well, fear not! Mitsubishi has released a new toaster that creates the "perfect" toast. 

Before you drool too much, here are two catches:

1.) It only toasts one piece of bread at a time

2.) It's $270

Do you know what I could buy with $270!?!?!?! Three quarters of two new tires! A small fraction of my rent!

OK, I'll buy the toaster ...